When life gets tough you dont run away! You stay and you live though it and try your best to overcome it, and you wouldnt have to do it alone since your friends will always be there. You have already survived through so much. Why throw that all away now?
| Friend: | Tell me a joke. |
|---|---|
| Me: | Why is six afraid of seven? |
| Friend: | Because seven ate nine. |
| Me: | No, it is because seven had both eight and nine murdered. Eight and nine were interfering with seven's drug cartel. So seven had eight divided by four, and he disposed of nine by tossing him into an endless abyss called a fractal. He later ruthlessly slaughtered their children and fed their remains to the fractions. Sadly, seven just found out that six knows everything. |
| Me: | *putting up a flyer at a bus stop* |
|---|---|
| people at bus stop: | *staring* |
| me: | hey |
| stoner girl: | hi, how are you? |
| me: | good, you? |
| stoner girl: | I'm good, you know just having a good 4/20 getting stoned waiting for my ride. |
| me: | cool......cool |
| stoner girl: | whats this poster about? |
| me: | *explaining* |
| *interuption* | |
| random guy: | oh oh i know i know |
| me: | *continue explaining* |
| random guy: | oh thats that youtube thing |
| *ignore* | |
| stoner girl: | oh when I see that guy... |
| me: | actually hes invisible right now so we are trying to make him known |
| stoner girl: | oh ok well then when I see him... I'm gonna cut off his dick. |
| me: | *nods and walks away laughing with a smile* |
| what an awesome cover the night in Hwai'i |
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